Menstrual Loaf

1. (n) A chunk of menstruation that is attached to a tampon.

2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.

I pulled my motherfucking tampon out of my coochie and an economy-sized slice of menstrual loaf landed on the floor.

by Mikey Dee August 3, 2005

Messer

Irish slang for a person who jokes around a lot. Often used by parents to their kids, or between friends. Non-derogatory, usually said in good humour.

Child plays prank on parents:
Dad: "oh you're an awful messer."

Person 1: " Did you hear John went down the Main Street in a shopping trolley last night for the craic?"
Person 2: *Laughing* "He's some messer!"

by CorujaCork March 4, 2022

Post-menstrual pick-me

A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention

Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”

by ialwayseatup July 1, 2022

menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.

Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.

by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003

manservant

A chivalrous gentleman at your nonsexual service.

Where's my ManServant?

by theladies August 9, 2016

Messeras

A guy who plays roblox a lot for no absolute reason besides yes.

"Hey have you heard about Messeras? Yeah, me neither. I don't know who he is, but he exists that's for sure."

by RenderMeUselessOrNot November 16, 2020

Curdled Menstrual Chunks

A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.

I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.

by TastyChunks January 7, 2010