Bill: Really John, you kept a homework assignment from the 5th grade? Get a life, you're 35 you memory hoarder!
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"I was in the shower the other day and for whatever reason, I started thinking about that girl Sally I boinked in the shower back in college. Next thing I know, I'm sportin' a chubby and decide to give myself a good, old-fashioned memory crank."
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"Nah, I'm in a meaty mood, I think I'll have a Widow's memory instead"
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