melon crate

a helmet usually associated with extreme sports such as snowboarding or downhill mountain biking

I saved myself a serious head injury today by having my melon crate done up tight.

by neil wilson December 5, 2007

melonee

this girl is fucking amazing in so many ways! she is hilarious as hell if you were in a bad mood you wouldn’t be after being in her presence. she will make you feel special inside and out. she always expresses the way she feels about people, good or bad. she is always clowning and goofy asf.

omg that girl is such a damn Melonee.

by Sheknowsbest December 3, 2018

Melon Muncher

A person (usually African American) who eats watermelons often.

Jamal is a melon muncher.

by Quandale Dingle Wingle July 20, 2022

ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.

Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?

by Larayne November 19, 2013

Holy Melon

The link between satanic rituals and god's holy land. Also known as America.

Let's go to the "Holy Melon"
Guy 1: The "Holy Melon" is as ripe as ever
Guy 2: Wow, I wonder how much a house is gonna cost

by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

Melon Usk

A genious melon that randomly shoots cars into space. Also, it is a lizzard.

Hey, there´s a Melon Usk hiding in your house! Keep an eye on your car!

by Joschkaskaden May 8, 2018

Melonlord

Melonlord is the most powerful being of all time, who has the ability to chuck flaming rocks at people, but instead spends her time on Discord because Melonlord no longer has a life. But shhhh!!! Don't let them know that.

Anyway, Melonlord loves popcorn and tea, and ships kataang. But most importantly, she is not Toph, she is Melonlord, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(No Melonlord did not make this, why would you ever think such a thing)

Dude 1: Ayo bro, is that Toph?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I think that's Melonlord.

Melonlord: I am not Toph, I am MELONLORD, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fangirls: We love Melonlord!!!

by NOT MELONLORD February 2, 2021