Mergency

How hood niggas say emergency.

Dis a mergency my nigga full on (homeless water) and went on a (stabbacre)

by thundermen June 9, 2016

Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)

It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.

by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018

Emergency Backup Ting

Originally from @CoochieObtainer101#3243 on discord, An emergency backup ting is an image or video that is somewhat incriminating and can be used to further extort a person for the lolz.

"(takes screenshot) That's emergency backup ting 100!!!"

by MyG2012 May 11, 2019

emergency air drop

taking a poo while suspending yourself over the toilet, whether it be by holding onto the sides of the cubicle or hanging from the roof.

jordan wanted to impress his friends so he hung onto the roof and took an "emergency air drop"

by builtlikeabrickshithouse December 3, 2011

beer emergency

The condition in which no more beer is present for consumption.

Dude, we've got a fucking beer emergency, go collect some money from people. We need to go on a beer run immediately.

by mstrOfDisaster July 6, 2006

State of Imaginary Emergency

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.

Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...

by YAWA February 15, 2019

emergency max

this is the term given to a masturbation session that is needed during working hours and often takes part in the toilets of the premises that you work within.

where is Maxime?

oh, he popped into the toilets for an emergency max!

by Officepest December 31, 2007