Memento moron

A reminder you're not as smart as you think you are.

I spent twenty minutes looking for my keys and then I opened the front door and the keys were hanging out of the deadbolt.

It was a good memento moron.

by Milo Barba January 28, 2014

Memenism

When you dedicate your life to memes but only in a political way.
These people will defend their memes from oppression.
Normies are excluded from this.

"You see that guy over there? He follows Memenism."

"Yeah, I follow Memenism."

by Insert a very clever name here July 11, 2018

Einstein Moments

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Thinking outside of the box.
Seeing something familiar in different and creative ways.

Opposite of blonde moments

Eureka! I've had an Einstein Moments!

by k00lkatznkidz May 18, 2013

Divine Moments of Truth

DMT- Possibly the most intense psychedelic drug known to mankind. Sometimes called the "spirit molecule" it is a chemical that occurs naturally in a number of living organisms, as well as in the human brain at birth, while dreaming, and in the minutes leading into death. People have reported seeing alternate universes with alien, or elf-like inhabitants while tripping on Divine Moments of Truth. The trip itself lasts only 15-30 minutes, but due to its intensity, it seems to last a lot longer. It comes in several different formats, sometimes white and crystalline in appearance, other times looking more like red-brow clay. However, in every different format, it is always reputed to glow under a blacklight. It is EXTREMELY rare, so if your lucky enough to come across it, cherish the experience, because it's probably the closest you'll get to nirvana on this physical plane. ;)

I tripped on some Divine Moments of Truth with some friends last night, we traveled to a mystical parallel universe where the Mother-Goddess welcomed us into her temple and revealed to us the meaning of life. We stayed with her in that paradise for what seemed like years, but when we finally returned to our physical plane, it had only been 20 minutes. :/

by Miss Baby Gurl April 17, 2014

memento

from the film memento: the act of tattooing reminders on one's body

why do i always stress so much? i need to memento reinhold niebuhr's "serenity prayer"

by geek.neo May 14, 2010

golden moments

An absolutely great or perfect instance.

The award speech was his golden moment.

by Trafton September 25, 2003

mirror moments

Those whimsical moments of low self esteem, when we flash questions to the mirror to explore the answer, whether we are very ugly like everybody else says or worth of anything atll.

when I had those mirror moments and mirror told I was not ugly and looked atleast average good.

by Petersonn December 28, 2005