Melons

Giant boobs

My bra size is 34DDD. I have big melons.

by DaisydukeDDD June 11, 2013

Melon

someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence

J: Watch out for that fence.
(SMACK!)
C: I just smoked that fence.
J: Yea.. you're a melon (melonhead)

by quidditchking June 05, 2009

Melons

Fruits, more commonly referred to BOOBS! Boobs are a wonderful fans inaction attracting men around the world like magnets. Girls with melons are the luckiest with large, firm, enticing BOOBS. Men around the would look for these melons.

Guy 1: did you see the melons on that girl?!!
Guy 2: yeah!! I'd like to juice those melons!!

by Softball17 December 25, 2012

Melon

A confusing way of telling somebody that they are an idiot.

You: I just walked into a door.
Me: Well, that makes you a bit of a melon, doesn't it?

by oh-spot-on July 22, 2016

melons

A fruit, generally a fruit.

I got a pair of fresh melons to eat.

by 93n3r1c l33t157 March 15, 2005

MELONS

big boobs which make men horny

italian ladies have big MELONS

by Mike Faraingdon April 07, 2010

melonous

A girl with large, juicy, round breasts

Holy shit, that girls got some melonous tits.

by Whiffolint April 06, 2009