Carnegie Mellon

Carnegie Mellon: everything you have read up to this point is absolutely true :)

Good Food, Great Friends, Slammin Babes!

Nerd1: Thank God I'm gonna be rich so I can buy my girl one day
Nerd2: Yeah, I've always wanted a Dell

Nerd1: Dude, she's hot
Nerd2: Dude, she's a visitor

Nerd1: How bout her?
Nerd2: Definitely a 4 out of 10. . . too hot for Carnegie Mellon

by davidtepper October 29, 2007

Mellon

A Bostonian Flamer that resembles Elton John who craves huge black cock.

"Hey Mellon, why don't you get that cock out of your mouth and get help Head and I!"

by Mathew Moynihan July 25, 2008

melloned

A person who partakes in the act of melloning (Titty fucking).

My friend Josh was at Cargnie Mellon and melloned some fatty boom boom's tits.

by Man-Handle August 31, 2008

mellogf

rly funny and pretty mutual 💪💪

“wow mellogf is such a funny person”

by kalynnkourymybelovedd July 8, 2021

mellogf

funny pretty mutual🤞

“omg did you see mellogfs new post it’s so funny”

by kalynnkourymybelovedd July 8, 2021

mellogf

best tiktoker in the world. one pf my favorite mutuals

sevengnf and mellogf are mutuals.
mellogf’s content is the best.

by sevengnf <33 July 8, 2021

melling

Obnoxiously asking for answers to questions that cannot be given as they are out of the group's control. Upon promptly being reminded of this fact, then doubling down on their question by obliviously reminding the group of how long of a drive they have, which is completely un-unique from a large portion of said group

Well there he goes melling again for the third time this morning ....

by Triton-King70 June 26, 2023