Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015

melted ice

a drink mainly consumed in first-world countries due to its elegance

me: i haven't had any melted ice in years
you: yeah

by Justin Glucose February 27, 2019

Melker

a huge throbbing horse cock.

Guy 1: Hey what is ur name?
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!

by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022

Teeth Melter

Teeth Melter is when a girl is performing fellatio on a man, and the man procedes to ejaculate in her mouth without warning. When she opens her mouth the semen dripping off of her teeth makes them appear to be melting.

That stripper was a filthy bitch, so I gave her a teeth melter instead of cumming on her tits.

by King Conan January 20, 2009

Melted

When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted

'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

Heart Melter

Someone who makes your heart melt and gently places tingles down your spine each time you look into their eyes, talk to them, hear their voice, feel their touch and sense their presence.
*Not to be confused to heart breaker. Heart melters are sweethearts who love for their heart melting skills :)

LiLLy walked down the street whistling to herself, when suddenly she saw the man of her dreams and she felt a flutter in her chest then suddenly she heard the bubbling of her heart melt. That day, she met her heart melter:)

by carebear119 June 6, 2010

Melted Welly

When a persons face resembles a melted wellington boot.

tomo's face is like a melted welly

by Grant Amos February 25, 2009