malophile

Some one who has an obsession with apples.

Jack Davis (retard): I love apples!
Random Dude: OMG you malophile!?

by The piano man October 3, 2005

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mechaphile

Mechaphiles are sick cunts that have sex with their cars or they either masturbate whilst rubbing the bodywork or interior of their cars. They are often not sexually attracted to other human beings. The cars often carry a gender and mechaphiles can engage in either heterosexual or homosexual relationships with their vehicles.

"After a few minutes I felt the desire to connect with her further, so I had penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe. That's when I realised I was a mechaphile."

by Elle.LA May 29, 2008

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metaphile

people who loves Win Metawin Opas-iamkajorn (เมธวิน โอภาสเอี่ยมขจร).

“which 'phile' are you?”
“metaphile”
SHEEEEESH

by your favorite carrots May 6, 2021

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Manaphile

A user or researcher of Mana/Magic that holds a deep fondness towards it. This fondness can also become sexual in nature, but does not have to be.

"Some say the Lich King was a manaphile, but I think to him, magic was simply a means to an end."

"If I ever learned how to harness my mana into spells, I'd probably become a manaphile before I knew it."

1: "Would a magician be a manaphile?" 2: "Of course not, they aren't really using their mana. They just look like they are!"

by StufforNot September 30, 2019

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metaphine

A drug that makes you go wako

Shit homie you look like a fish that metaphine got you tripping

by Master Julians toe licker June 9, 2023

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Metaphile

A person who preys on young people in the MetaVerse, or virtual worlds.

Have fun playing your new VR Oculus, but watch out for those damn Metaphiles!

OMG! I was exploring the MetaVerse and was virtually assaulted by a Metaphile!

by Lavacagordo February 5, 2022

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