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Mega Dittos

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by February 17th 2021 February 17, 2021
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mega dome

1.
v. getting you dick sucked while doing somthing hella cool like eating a sandwitch or playing video games.
Cupcake resived mega dome from buttercup while playing video games.
by tara June 19, 2006
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mega down

A insult used by only the most intelligent lifeforms
Zuc: hello JACC
JACC: nan
Zuc: am Ur nan
JACC: no
Zuc: die mega down
JACC: *Dies*
by BIGDEADNANSAVAGE69420 August 23, 2018
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mega dick sam

Mega Dick Sam is the largest and best dick in the world. Imagine the best dick ever, Mega Dick Sam is 3x as good as that. He can provide immeasurable pleasure. He usually prefers men, but will not turn down the occasional woman. Everyone wants to claim Mega Dick Sam as their own, however, it is nearly impossible to do so because of the high demand. MDS never uses condone and fucks like a beast who cannot be tamed.
Bro I finally got with Mega Dick Sam!
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard
by cumcannister July 26, 2021
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Doo doo mega diaper caca

A type of diaper shart that explodes your diaper/underwear off and explodes all over the house
I just had a doo doo mega diaper caca after eating a gallon of beans”
by alx.144 November 4, 2021
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Mega Deuce

The act of dropping a massive shit in the toilet causing the temporary suction of all oxygen from your bathroom, followed by an immense reverse flow of toilet water to shoot out of every faucet in the house and piss your mom off.
MOM-"Tim what the fuck is going on is that an earthquake that just happened? All the faucets in the house are shooting water and making noise"

Tim- " Nah mom, chill the fuck out, I was just dropping a mega deuce in the bathroom. Now call a plumber bitch"
by Jokerofdeception October 28, 2008
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Cock Holding Mega Douche

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You fucking no good trailer trash Cock Holding Mega Douche!!
by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011
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