Meef

`the plural of muff. Refers to a group or herd of females (like goose and geese)

"Chad, bro, the meef here in Ibiza are absolutely fire. I would let any of them give me AIDS"
"We better invite meef soon otherwise this party is gonna be a complete sausage fest"
"WHERE THE MEEF AT?"

by Rick Muffman June 28, 2016

Meef

An expulsion of gas through the penis. The male version of a queef. Usually very high pitched; at least a G#.

The doctor told Jacob that it was only a meef, that it was nothing to be concerned about.

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

meef

Meef, noun. Slang for labia. Usually used with a negative connotation for labia that are mangled looking or abnormally large.

Holy crap look at the meef hanging out of her panties, that's disgusting.

by Juan Carlito May 23, 2006

Meef

When a guy farts on a vagina and the fart goes in the vagina and comes back out smelling HELLA STANK

Guys I meefed in my girl and she fucking love it

Babe meef me

Yo bitch can I meef on ya

Bro the meef didn’t stink and I was disappointed af

by LeAbram October 17, 2018

Meef

1. Adjective. A bad look you give someone while you're judging them.

2. A look you give a girl while banging her if she's ugly and you just sobered up. Usaully the look is given durring doggy style so she does see your meef face. This all depends; however, on if you care if she see's your meef face.

Matt: Oh my god look at those ugly shorts.
Sean: (cringed faced) Wow those are horrible. Crap!
Matt: What happened?
Sean:(laughing) She just saw my "meef" face.

by MJStet January 10, 2010

meef

a menstrual queef.

I hate when my girl meefs on me. It's just uncalled for.

by itswhatsfordinner July 2, 2009

meef

To refer to smoking either weed or a cig

Lets go meef at Stevens house.

by Liane 742 April 22, 2006