Medford Memorial Middle School

A school where 6th graders already suck dick and send nudes and by 7th already had anal. In the bathrooms you don’t get in trouble for smoking weed because nobody gives a fuck.

“yo dude 6th grade is awesome I just got head” “haha I just got high as fuck in the bathroom of Medford memorial middle school”

by smdhoetryme September 20, 2017

Medford high school

Medford High School is a highschool locted in Medford Massachusetts. This school is famous for having a bunch of “flatayons” create an “I’m offended box” that resides in the main office, with the “I’m offended box” it makes it easier than ever for students to anonymously report another student that hurt their feelings with words. The term “flatayons” is a term used for classification, in definition the term means “a flatayon is a flat bitch who thinks they won’t be flat if they work themselves out to 4% body fat” it derives from the English term “flat”. Medford High School is full of people who have the brains of apes that decide to settle their differences with a fist fight rather than a civilized argument. At Medford High School if you are not a racial minority it is impossible to say anything without being proclaimed as a racist, homophobe, or sexist. Most students who attend Medford High School are not smart enough to think of a reasonable comeback or argument so they resort to violence. Be very careful because if you even think about defending yourself anywhere in the United States then you will be immediately reprimanded by the staff at Medford High School.

Guy 1: “I wanna fucking kill myself”
Guy 2: “I go to Medford High School too man”

by Use your best guess February 23, 2019

Medford Memorial Middle School

school where the admin. is screwed up and think that stores make "mid-thigh" length shorts. girls are either sluts or losers. pretty good teachers though... ps team 8-4 is not all losers!!

"omg did u hear what emily s. did with dan???"
"excuse me! are those shorts long enough?!?!?!?!?!"

by shannon w April 20, 2005

Medford

Medford: <noun> Med-ferd: A pack of beer, usually a six pack, that is two beers short. See also Pulling a Medford

"We asked each guy to bring a six pack to the NCAA Tournament Championship party, but Johnny only showed up with a Medford."

by ryank1224 April 6, 2010

medford lakes

you no its bullshit soem kid from medford rights about ml being full of drug addicts and yea youre fuckin right thats true but noone form medford is better then anyone from lakes see in lakes we dont run around with a bottle of dirty vodka and daddys money screaming were wasted
we throw down like its our job we got the nicest green and freshest champagne so fuck anyone else dude lakes is the party
BITCHESSSS

bill stone of med lakes, coolest mother fucker.

by bob stone March 28, 2005

Medford

A small town (around 4,326 people) located in North-Central Wisconsin. A beautiful, scenic town, with no major highways, malls, or forms of entertainment other than a single movie theatre and bowling alley. Home of the Tombstone pizza and Weathershield windows. A place where getting stuck behind an amish horse and buggy on your way to the local County Market is a common occurrence. A city that greatly attributes to Wisconsin's title of #1 binge drinking state in the country. A place where bars outnumber churches almost 2 to 1. A pleasant little city where you can go on vacation and leave on probation.

Person 1: (on phone) "Hey, can you come bail me out?"

Person 2: "What?! What happened?"

Person 1: "I went to Medford."

by Medfordite August 17, 2011

Medford

Part of Long Island made up of drug dealers, murderers, gangs, hate crime victims, and medal of honor recipiants. Some decent parts but has its ghetto areas such as Gordon Heights, The Pines, and Eagle Estates.

Medford, NY = the shithole of Long Island.

by Jerome Siscoo March 31, 2009