Medibation

The act of Meditating on a mental picture while masterbating AKA the Spank Bank.

Meditate/Masterbate

"Boy I feel Like Jacking off but there are no smut mags or videos around,...Guess I will Just have to Meditate on the bitches as from work...Wow Is This Medibation?

by DaveNavy January 27, 2010

meditating

A euphemism for masturbation.

Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?

Mimie: In my room...meditating.

Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.

Mimie: Ohhhkay.

by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008

Mediaminer.org

A place for people to write Fanfiction, and post there artwork. Which undoubtly has some of the most idiotic people running it. For months at a time the artword is down, not to mention fanfics. Followed by a year without the images working. And constant downtime.

Internet Explorer: "Website Unavailable for upgrades" (Which means we are not adding anything to it, but we pressed the wrong button and couldn't figure out how to get it back. I am sorry we are fuckheads, and dont know what we are doing.)

by Lick-me-Baby September 10, 2003

dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017

moditional

Something traditional done in a modern way.

Formed from the words "modern" and "traditional".
Not to be confused with tradodern, which is also formed from those two words.

A rose made of glass could be considered moditional

by KoH February 6, 2007

Medianmonobisexual

Medianmonobisexual (Middle of 1 and 2 1.5 sexual) is an attraction to the opposite gender, in addition to only a bit of the same sex.

"Guys, traps aren't gay, they're medianmonobisexual, because they look like women but have dicks."
"I'm not gay, I'm medianmonobisexual. I would never let a man bang me, but a futanari can bang me."

by heckinheck January 29, 2018

Trance & Dental Medication

The religion of one of David Lynch's characters in the movie, BLUE VEVET, named Frank Booth. Portrayed by Dennis Hopper, Frank Booth inhales nitrous oxide from a cannister. It puts him into a psychotic trance, thus, "Trance and Dental" the dental, coming from the use of nitrous oxide at the dentist. David Lynch is out of his mind, claiming that if we give him(Maharishi Yogi) 7 Billion Dollars, that this will some how bring about world peace is beyond insane. Fortunately, we already know David Lynch IS insane.

Trance & Dental Medication will make you higher than David Lynch when he's meditating while smoking American Spirit cigarettes.

by sternwise October 2, 2006