medcation

A vacation taken after one has exhausted their normally allotted vacation time using the pretense of an obscure medical condition requiring surgery.

I'm going to need next week off for a medcation to fix my "tennis elbow trigger finger lock jaw".

by Darrell1385 August 2, 2019

Medabation

(Med•a•bate•ion)

1st definition: (From the Ancient Greek) : adj. when one’s meditation practice leads to masturbation through distraction or intention.

2nd definition: adj. When you are masturbating while meditating. Transmuting sexual energy into visualizations and manifestations for the future.

1. Boy: “How does one become a writer?”

Man: “Frequent medabation (it is often accompanied by poor hygiene).”

2. Girl: “I am having such a hard week”
Second girl: “You seem stressed, I encourage you to go medabate bb.”

by Audessy August 2, 2023

meditationguru

The pseudonym of a guy in India that teaches meditation techniques in mysore, india. Quite an esoteric and mysterious individual, he centers his teachings around universal meditation and the concept of oneness. Believes that we are unlimited and that meditation is the most amazing experience on planet Earth. Prefers not to disclose his religion.

Meditationguru teaches meditation techniques at his center and at his website at meditationguru.com

by preserver257 July 28, 2009

medikation

steroids roids juice sauce

yo you see that herb benchin 405? hes deff on medikation

by LAB PHATHER June 4, 2011

metatation

The act of extracting a metaprinciple from a paradox, conundrum or contradiction.

A biologist looks at a rabbit and an elephant. Are they the same? The contradiction is obvious, one is small and weak, the other large and strong. However, they share a metaprinciple, they are both mammals. This epiphany arrived through metatation.

by Wonton2 October 21, 2011

Medibation

This is where you multi-task with doing two things at once. Combines Meditation with Masterbation! Mindfully relaxing whilst fondling yourself lmfao!

I have had a hard day. I'll be you some medibation will make me feel better.

by Sad Diego August 13, 2018

Megalations 3:12

"Suck it then look in his eyes
Then the next day I might leave 'em on read"

When he hit you up after the link, remember your look back at Megalations 3:12.

by Rooftophopscotch April 18, 2021