Manopause

The male equivalent of female menopause - experienced in a man's mid to late 40's. Also commonly referred to as "mid-life crisis".

My father hit manopause when he started to dye his hair black and wear tight white jeans.

by Congee Wong January 30, 2009

menopausal mafia

a sinister cabal of middle aged, menopausal women who control the world's supply of cushy jobs

I really wanted a cushy job in the local library but the menopausal mafia have that place locked down.

by Sideshow Aj June 22, 2011

manopause

When a man stops acting like a man and begins acting like an old woman.

Hopefully Jeremy will get over his bout of manopause, and be able to go out on the town with his mates again.

by Cletus Burst November 30, 2006

menopausal

The time in a woman's life when menstrual periods permanently stop

uh...? your grandma is totally menopausal.

by _Sam_ June 23, 2005

Manopause

It is also known as Andropause and is the result of declining Testosterone levels as a man ages and usually becomes noticeable in men that are 40+

Some Side Effects:
Fatigue & Lack of Energy
Low Sex Drive
Difficulty Achieving Erection
Low Semen Volume
Hair Loss
Loss of Muscle Mass
Increase In Body Fat
Decrease In Bone Mass
Mood Changes

Boy it sucks having Manopause as I can't get Wood and Shoot Blanks when giving my Mistress a Pearl Necklace

by Broken Dyke May 20, 2016

Hangover Menopause

The hot flashes and sweats you get when battling a particularly bad hangover. These symptoms are commonly associated with female menopause.

Ryan: "Aren't you going to order food?"
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."

by ChristmasQ June 12, 2013

menopause

just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see

Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"

by bored15yrold May 28, 2012