Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.

Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya

by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018

mortalled

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high

I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.

by missscarlett October 24, 2008

mort de rire

literally "died laughing" in French. commonly stylized as MDR in texted communications, its is the French version of LOL (laughing out loud)

Tout le monde était mort de rire après cette blague.

by barr19 October 31, 2013

jock mort

rhyming slang for good sort - when sung refers to the whereabouts of a hot chick

"jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort"

by Mr.Oxford March 23, 2008

li mortacci tua

An italian way used to insult dead relatives. Mostly used in the centre of Italy (Rome).

Es. "Ao Robè ma li mejo mortacci tua!"
Hey Rob, li mortacci tua

by Nagasakia March 17, 2016

Mortgage

A legally binding contract that allows a financial institution to rape you every month for the next 20-30 years. In return, you get the privilege of maintaining a dwelling out of your own pocket without actually owning it.

1. So what'll it be this month Honey, pay the mortgage or get the driveway fixed?

2. I used to have disposable income. Now I have a mortgage instead.

by HighwayRobber November 17, 2015

Morte et Dabo

Means "Dead and Gone" from Latin to English.

Also means "Death, i will give you" from French to English.

Morte et Dabo. So he came forth and said unto me, "Son you are forsaken. Condemned for the sins that you live. I offer you forgiveness."

What a way to end the world, with false hope in a false god.
What a way to end the world, with false hope in you.

by outcamethewolves April 22, 2011