Jacob Douglas McGuire

The definition of a simp

Q.) Woah, is that Jacob Douglas McGuire!

A.) Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

lizzie mcguire

A horrible, horrible TV show, and an even more horrible movie. Unless you're a pedophile, in which case they're both pretty good. Still not as good as the Olsen twins' show, though. Or Sesame Street.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

lizzie mcguire

A horrific TV show designed to help lesbian girls ages 4-10 become accustomed to the lifestyle they will one day grow into. Stars our favorite "actress" Hilary Duff.

Wow, my friend's little sister was watching Lizzie McGuire while I was over her house. I guess she's gonna grow up to like girls now.

by Save Gustav April 29, 2005

Lizzie McGuire

A character created by teen retarded monkey, Hilary Duff. Lizzie was conceived after Hilary was on an endless train of thought. I thought you didn't belive me. She was really having a sleepover with the Fucking Olsen Twins. "A cartoon version of myself?! That's Hilaryarious!!!!!111!!11!!1!!11111!111"
Yeah, she is the biggest prick of all time. Hilary herself is completly untalented and earns money off of crap targeted towards Tweens. Yeah, it's that bad.

"Sorry, I may be -The Omega Master, but I have no hilarious quote."-The Omega Master

by -The Omega Master February 26, 2005

lizzie mcguire

a strange little girl that haunts hillary duff day and night. lizzie mcguire is hillary duffs worst nightmare.

the thing that makes teenage girls run around naked

Hillary: aaww man Im having my period!
Lizzie: hah hah look at you and your std's
Hillary: please quit making fun of me!

by milkshake January 20, 2005

lizzie mcguire

a female, teenage cockteaser who's just beggin for some dick

A fucked that Lizzie McGuire. She's a freaky ho!

by Nate June 4, 2003

lizzie mcguire

A lesbian rich dumb blond, who is horrible at acting, singing, and only got in by fuckin the producer. She has no talent and should return to her hiding space under a rock somewhere.

NO ONE'S LIFE IS REALLY LIKE THAT YOU ASS! get over yourself!

by wouldntulike2no August 16, 2003