tooter mcgruder

When u let out a meaty ass toot on playstation late at night and everyone hears it

*TooT* oh man that was a Tooter Mcgruder

by Lucas Mcgruder June 3, 2016

McGriddle

To suck at baseball, or just to suck in general.

"Boy, Rangers pitching sure made the Yankees look like a bunch of McGriddles out there today."

"Man, I totally McGriddled that Algebra final. I hope dad doesn't take away my Z-28."

by Flynnyrd April 15, 2010

McGrundy

A derogatory name for someone who is altogether a jackass, a douchebag, a human gooch, etc. (usually reserved for males only)

Hey, McGrundy, what the hell is the matter with you?

by Mike August 6, 2003

sausage McGriddle fingers

A greasy fat handed over middle-aged egotistical narrow-minded opinionated loud mouth. Who are usually fat and look like meatloaf ate meatloaf.

Nickname such as he's a sausage McGriddle fingers.

by Sausage McGriddle fingers September 21, 2023

McGruder

By product of male ejaculation

I didn't want to knock up Mandy last night so I pulled out and McGrudered on her belly.

by Mr. McGruder September 16, 2009

Sticky mcgriddleshits

having Mcdonalds breakfast first thing in the morning and taking the most hopeless sticky dump an hour later, which in turn usually requires the ol' 50 wiper .

Boss: Its been an hour where the fuck have you been?!?!
Employee: i had a case of the sticky mcgriddleshits

Boss: oh! say no more. i had one yesterday almost ruptured my butthole.

by lesous March 7, 2019

Im so mcgriddled, bro.

Being extremely high off the marijuana.

Dude i just smoked a fat spliff and now im so mcgriddled, bro.

by Bustanut5000 August 16, 2013