having Mcdonalds breakfast first thing in the morning and taking the most hopeless sticky dump an hour later, which in turn usually requires the ol' 50 wiper .
Boss: Its been an hour where the fuck have you been?!?!
Employee: i had a case of the sticky mcgriddleshits
Boss: oh! say no more. i had one yesterday almost ruptured my butthole.
Employee: i had a case of the sticky mcgriddleshits
Boss: oh! say no more. i had one yesterday almost ruptured my butthole.
by lesous March 7, 2019