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The McCrindle

the act of attempting to fit an entire girl's breast in one's mouth. generally involves grotesque sounds.
"Dude, I totally pulled the McCrindle on Rhiannon last night"
by movies&tvstore March 15, 2010
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McGrinder

Someone of Irish origin who goes hard a f*** at a party. Whether it's flirting, drinking, dancing, you name it this individual is straight grinding
Yo did you see Liam last night? Dude went full McGrinder
by Thedirtygenius September 2, 2016
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Michael McDiddle

An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.
"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."
by MugsyBogus May 23, 2013
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McGrillen

A magical breed of human, often distinguished by their irresistible charm and electrifying charisma. It has been rumoured that a McGrillen pisses rainbows and shits unicorns. It is widely predicted, according to the Mayan calendar, that McGrillens will rule the world by the year 2012, after all other breeds of human are destroyed.
Teacher: Class, can you tell me who the queen of england is?
Student: Queen Elizabeth II?
Teacher: Incorrect. It is, in fact, the McGrillen family.
by mcgrillen May 7, 2011
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McGrundle

When you cross a McDonald's cheese burger with a McDonald's chicken sandwich.
Take the meat from one or the other and combine it with the the other in sandwich form, now you have a McGrundle.
by Desimus June 5, 2011
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mcdiddle

a drunk girl that likes to finger herself in front of an entire party.
mcdiddle was diddling herself on the couch and everyone was watching.
by brittany warhol January 10, 2011
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D-20 McGrizzles

A drinking game involving a d-20 die and a standard 6-sided die. Playing in a group of 4 or 5, one person challenges another player to a duel. They both role both of the dice. Whoever gets the higher role on the 6-sided die is the winner. The loser must then drink for the number of seconds the winner rolled on the d-20 die. If anyone hits 17, this is the "Grizzly Combo," and everyone must kill their beer automatically. A dorky game, but great none the less.
"Yo, let's play some fuckin' D-20 McGrizzles Bitch!"
by Johnny Vendetta July 30, 2006
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