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Maombi is a name for the handsome, funniest and most intelligent boy in the world. Maombi is usually dark skin and skinny. he's literally perfect and every girl wants her and everyone wants to be he's friend. he's also very kind, friendly and introverted.
Maombi is a name for the handsome, funniest and most intelligent boy in the world. Maombi is usually dark skin and skinny. he's literally perfect and every girl wants her and everyone wants to be he's friend. he's also very kind, friendly and introverted.
by karrime Garcia November 20, 2023
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Mombie

A woman who's whole life revolves around her "precious kids". (Said kids usually act like demons from hell). She usually smells like she hasn't showered in 2 weeks and looks like she hasn't slept in days. Her conversations revolve around the hellspawn she calls her kids, her baby-daddy hasn't touched her since she conceived her last child,and she gets VERY pissed off when you say you're never going to have kids, calling you "selfish" and "lazy". Clearly ignoring that you are already struggling to get by because you work a minimum wage job and don't have a romantic partner or roommate to help with your cost of living.
Ugh, Karen is such a mombie. Her kids are literal demons, she got pissed off because I said I want a hysterectomy, and I'm pretty sure I saw her husband going into a hotel room with a prostitute and A LOT of cocaine.
by Failurebitch July 14, 2025
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