Makyla is a strong, fun,and cute she do not take nothing from no one she is a smart and crazy girl she is impendent and loves candy
Dang makyla I did not know you were that crazy
Yeah
Do you want to date
No thank you I don't want no boy on me
Yeah
Do you want to date
No thank you I don't want no boy on me
by Bossy...boss January 16, 2017
Get the Makyla mug.A true lover. One who is patient, caring and honest ,with kindness that should never be taken for granted. Surely this beautiful spirit is a blessing. Her heart is of gold, but its as delicate as an egg(once u drop it, u break it). She is very determined, intelligent, funny, beautiful, irritable and loving. One cannot imagine a life without her.
Mahlatsi is a blessing
by Short shorts June 3, 2019
Get the mahlatsi mug.1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007
Get the Malachi Crunch mug.A girl that is very attractive, comes from African decent, is beautiful,and has lots of thick hair. She is quite short, but has a loud voice. She is petite but still has curves. She is a natural leader and is very talented. She can be sporty at times. Her first Nature is singing and Dancing.She is not the girly type but still not a tomboy. She keeps things real,she doesnt hesitate to cut of fake people from her circle.She has a great amount of Attitude and is a drama Queen. If she doesnt like you she would make it obvious. If she Loves you then she does, no ifs or buts, she really does Love you. She doesnt take crap from anyone no matter who you are. She doesnt like being bossed around and will not stand for it. She hates to see people be treated wrongly, and loves fair doings. She is very Affectionate and Loving. She is an excellent cook. She is someone you would want as your bestfreind/gf. She is very very very LOYAL.!! Every Mahlana is unique.
wow she is such a Mahlana!
boy:Look at that girl !! Who is she?
girl:ohh thats just mahlana.
boy:Dammm she is STUNNING!
boy:Look at that girl !! Who is she?
girl:ohh thats just mahlana.
boy:Dammm she is STUNNING!
by sugums September 16, 2014
Get the Mahlana mug.Mala is a funny,nice,sweet kind, and cute girl. She’s super pretty but she thinks she’s ugly, she can get any boy. She’s wicked funny and has a very great personality.
by sam Asher September 24, 2018
Get the Mala mug.by Ashleydixon September 11, 2013
Get the mailah mug.A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016
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