Girl 1-Men can be brought to their knees by a simple kick in the manhood!
Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.
Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.
by Nobli November 19, 2022
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by pentozali August 28, 2006
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the act of becoming the complete opposite of what defines a man:
1. dancing and singing along to underage korean girl band songs.
2. saul lee all the time.
3. see 1 and 2.
1. dancing and singing along to underage korean girl band songs.
2. saul lee all the time.
3. see 1 and 2.
by Conan Jen April 6, 2008
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Get the manhood snatching mug.Upon his 18th birthday, the boy must endure a submission-wrestling gauntlet of 3 rounds.
The rounds go until submission or pass-out-- there are no time limits.
There is a designated 30 second break between rounds.
If the boy passes out during any of the rounds, the gauntlet-administrators must lie him on his back, lift his feet to revive him to consciousness, and profess he is 18, convincing the boy it is midnight.
Once the boy completes all three rounds, his shall no longer be called "the boy", but instead "the man".
The rounds go until submission or pass-out-- there are no time limits.
There is a designated 30 second break between rounds.
If the boy passes out during any of the rounds, the gauntlet-administrators must lie him on his back, lift his feet to revive him to consciousness, and profess he is 18, convincing the boy it is midnight.
Once the boy completes all three rounds, his shall no longer be called "the boy", but instead "the man".
"Dude my 18th birthday is this weekend!"
"Are you ready for the Gauntlet to Manhood?"
"Not really, I do not know the fundamentals to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and thus will get my ass beat."
"Are you ready for the Gauntlet to Manhood?"
"Not really, I do not know the fundamentals to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and thus will get my ass beat."
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by Anonymous125467584676 June 21, 2017
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by Big T May 3, 2004
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