Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Mawdesley madness

When certain individuals forget there’s a world outside of the village they are from.

Is that blowie in the tap room getting Mawdesley Madness ‘Eyy, what dya mean going into town? You can’t do that, there might be Nike’y ticks, Maccy D’s and crowds of people.’

by Grant Mitchelll June 28, 2022

mawdicker

thingamjig, long ordeal

they tore up the whole mawdicker

last weekend was a mawdicker

by humina humina September 29, 2008

mawded

to drink alcohol. to have fun. kids in saco like to get mawded on mondays.

its mawded monday and chelseas crunkin it up with courtney!

by 2crunk January 14, 2008