by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018
Get the massaging kink mug.This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.
Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 6, 2020
Get the COVID-Munging mug.A SMS message sent with the purpose of 'macking' or 'hitting' on a person of desire. Flirtatious in nature, usually cryptic or ambiguous in hope for a response.
by MarloStanfield11 July 4, 2010
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1) Go to a graveyard, with a friend, and find the freshest female grave
2) Have you friend, or yourself, take ten to twelve full paces away from the undug body, and, with a running jump, stomp onto the bloated body
3) Inhale/partake in the consumption of her bodily fluids via vagina
4) Repeat
1) Go to a graveyard, with a friend, and find the freshest female grave
2) Have you friend, or yourself, take ten to twelve full paces away from the undug body, and, with a running jump, stomp onto the bloated body
3) Inhale/partake in the consumption of her bodily fluids via vagina
4) Repeat
homes, check check it. Me and Joe just went over to the cemetary and munged the bejesus out of margaret's dead grandma
by B DUB April 29, 2004
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Get the Micro-managing mug.2 or more guys dig up a woman's corpse and flip a coin/rock paper scissors. Whoever loses (or wins, depending on how sick you are) has to put their mouth on the pussy while someone jumps on the stomach, swallowing whatever fucked up substances come gushing out.
by the other other one January 22, 2009
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to suck the fetid juices out of a corpse, sort of the necrophiliac version of felching. sometimes performed with the addition of one's own ejaculate.
to suck the fetid juices out of a corpse, sort of the necrophiliac version of felching. sometimes performed with the addition of one's own ejaculate.
'after ejaculating within the rectum of the rotting corpse, the gentleman began to gently press down the fellow's bloated abdomen, munging the aromatic fluids as they issued forth.
by albert fellowes III December 3, 2003
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