matrixis

A delightful bald geezer that streams on twitch and looks like a potato.

Bekkeh: what are you watching

Buttonboy13: Im watching matrixis on Twitch

by lemmesmashh July 4, 2017

matrix deuce

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.

I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.

by dejaflu June 3, 2010

Matracia

A superhero never seen without her cape.

Wow, that Matracia has the best cape I've ever seen!

by Danger G. April 12, 2009

The Matrix

A sequence of moves executed to dodge something with exagerrated body movements.

I had three dodgeballs flying towards me at the same time. I did The Matrix on the first two, but got hit in the nuts by the third

by Warren November 14, 2003

The Matrix

Hit movie of 1999 about a computer hacker who learns that the world as he, and everyone else knows it is accually a computer simulation connecting all human minds together. Your accual body is in a closed in water bag cacoon type thing, being used for energy by machines. The hacker is pulled out of 'The Matrix' then goes back in for different purposes...all the time trying to reilize that it is not real and that he is destined to save all of the people hooked into it from the machines.

All you have to do is reilize that it's not real, it is in your imagination, your mind is capable of doing anything.

by Roger_Alvey_ July 4, 2005

The Matrix

As soon as a man begins sexual intercourse, he immediately dials a random number in his phonebook. When they pick up the phone, the man says "I'm in" and hangs up. He has now entered The Matrix.

- Dude, I entered The Matrix last night!

- I know, I was your operator.

by Know_Your_Milk July 15, 2010

matrix

computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into a battery.

NO ONE CAN BE TOLD WHAT THE MATRIX IS, YOU HAVE TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF. k.

by ^___^ December 2, 2003