Maness Night

1. -noun. A night in which one gets so drunk, usually off Jack and Cokes, where one ends up blacking out, crying about nothing, and then eventually throwing up either on himself or the ground. The Maness night process usually happens sequentially, but rarely one of the three actions does not occur. (When thrown up on the ground, the person experiencing the Maness night usually falls into their own throw up and then refuses to be helped up, thus still laying in their own throw up.)

2. -noun. A night/day where one drinks an excessive amount of alcohol and doesn't know when to stop.

3. -noun. A night/day where one drinks enough to kill a small village in Central Africa.

1. Person one, "Wow, brother! What happened last night?" Person two, "I don't know, but Ralph sure had a Maness Night last night. We were at a party where he drank so much Jungle Juice he almost molested a girl and then threw up on the stoops of the apartment building! He continued to lay in his own vomit until picked up by three people." Person one, "That was a great night then!"

2. I believe tomorrow we should have a Maness Night.

3. We drank so much alcohol last night we should have been in comas. Last night was an awesome Maness night!

by ilivedthroughamanessnight January 13, 2010

Matless

From the Latin "rugelius" which means to possess no mat.

Also a type of human sheep.

I am Matless. He is Matless. She is Matless. She is doing Matless. Matless is over there. Matless can I suck you?

by Alex July 25, 2004

matressable

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.

Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!

by Midami June 9, 2005

soul mateys

When you and your significant other, best friend, or life partner both happen to be pirates.

Can also be a reference to a delicious brand of cereal, or a derogatory term for gay dudes.

Jim and I have raiped and pillaged together for years, were total soul mateys.

Those soul mateys I had for breakfast were delicious.

Gay marriage isn't legal yet so, Todd and I went to South Carolina where we registered as soul mateys.

by eqolson August 25, 2009

Matej Matevski

the people who have the disease of the Matej Matevski, suffer from Tilting and leaving discord calls, they tend to play a lot of fornite even though it is a dead game, and they also suffer from the Travis Scott stunt double syndrome. The thing that causes Matej Matevski is that early on in life they usually play League of Legends on 55 inch TVs.

Unrenkit14 znaes Matej Matevski kreten eden

by WellManneredBlokeEmir October 11, 2020

Skater Matress

A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress!

"Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!"

by Washington's Own Victoria April 28, 2005

Manesse

Female version of mans, such as the song title: Mans not hot would become; Manesse not hot if the artist were a female. In this day and age there should be a polite way to address females.

“Aye bruv, do you see dat pitf manesse over there? She’s my ting.

by SAMICH Original January 1, 2018