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maternal twins

when theyre twins but they have different dads
tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins
by pinkfag October 1, 2023
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Maternal Joke

Also known as Your Mom or Yo Mama. This is a high risk that everyone knew you're toxic or insecure especially when you lose to an argument or a multiplayer game like Call of Duty. If you get roasted, do not use the same joke cause you only look like a clown.
You rarely win on the argument when you executed the joke properly ONCE, if you're still roasted by someone with no counter-maternal joke, you automatically lose the argument.
Example of a Maternal Joke:
1: Wow, dude stop losing.
2: Yo mama lose her virginity to me.
1: Toxic much?
2: That's what your mom's pussy tasted like.
2 left the game
3: Wow, that guy can't cope.
by Ronald Lee July 25, 2021
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maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.
"I might have a maternal crush on you."
by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016
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maternalism

A type of toxic behaviour most commonly exhibited by middle aged women which seeks to control or discredit a person through a sustained campaign of infantilisation, gaslighting and intense focus on the target's perceived flaws or disabilities.

Through this the perpetrator sets themselves up as a protective mother figure of an otherwise capable adult to whom they are usually not related.

This tactic is often used in the defence of bigotry or conspiracy theories such as the anti-vax movement, the goal being to portray the target as too immature to have their arguments taken seriously.
That article by JK Rowling reeks of maternalism.
by sonderland June 11, 2020
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Maternal cojones

1: A mothers balls aka ovaries,

2: An apt description of a mother's ability to protect a child from imminent danger in extreme circumstances
That took some real maternal cojones!
by Cryptzoo November 21, 2024
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maternity effect

The realization of a husband understanding or experiencing his wife's pain during pregnancy and/or labor, and acquiring a sudden appreciation or respect for her.
A: I went through the pregnancy simulator with my wife yesterday, and I don't know how she does it.
B: Dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!
by OrangeEagleMonkey December 5, 2017
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maternication

when a woman goes out on maternity leave but her co-workers don't' get it so think she was on a vacation.

Cross between maternity leave and vacation.
We really missed you around here while you were on maternication.
by Mouse's mom March 5, 2011
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