Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

Matster

A nickname for someone called Matt, Matthew etc.

Matthew: Hey mate!

Joey: What's up, matster?

by Minimeh October 20, 2012

Maester

Thief,fraud,liar,douche bag,pussy

Maester, a douche bag pussy fraud that would steal from his own Momma. If you ever encounter a Maester, hold on to your wallet/purse, lift foot and aim for nuts.

by .:EvL:.ArieS October 9, 2008

Maester

Anyone that plays the game Runescape so badly its worse than a noob. Very common term used in game. Synonyms are Goffix, Mnms.

Dude you are such a maester.

by RyanS2Sara August 28, 2009

Mattsters

A quite/sneaky basterd who typically says "dope" and smokes pot

Hey what's up mattsters

by Reece wood July 8, 2017

Moreosterous

Meaning an amount even greater than that in which compared to.

(Mostosterous, mostosterously)

I love you moreosterous than you ever could.

I care for you moreosterously than anyone else can

by Chubbs1800 February 2, 2019

mayeaster

Unique name that is what the whites would call “ghetto”

Mayeaster needs a bath…now

by anonymous December 5, 2021