mathness

having or pertaining to a state of math

Derivatives are some sort of mathness

by Paigethesnail August 2, 2011

Mathression

A state of depression induced by the urgence to learn extreme quantities of mathematics due to close exams.

- Dude, the party of the year starts tonight!

- Nah, not for me, I suffer a serious mathression...

- That's why I brought you this shiny Prozac-Pill!

by nednibz July 7, 2009

Gas and Matches

1. Two or more people, that when in the presence of eachother, can be volatile. Whether it be sexually, criminally or just mischievously.

Uh oh, did you see Deb over there talking to Dave?

Yep, not good. Those two are like gas and matches.

by yomiggadee March 18, 2015

matches by matches

two pyrotechnics falling in love

guy #1: yeah the other day i was burning leaves in the public park and this hot chick came down to join me in the festivities! soooo sweet!
guy #2: matches by matches i suppose.

by superatlasman September 28, 2009

The carpet matches the drapes

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.

Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

by Old Coot April 19, 2018

catchless

Matchless matchmaker catch

Sorry to say but you seem to be catchless.

by Hercolena Oliver September 7, 2009

elle mathesson

Disturbed and abandoned little girl who is usually photographed giving the middle finger. It's a shame that she had to grow up knowing that her mother is a whore. As Jenn Rivell has very little to do with the child some are still holding out hope that Elle may turn out allright.

Poor Elle got abandoned by her mommy.

by Sometimes February 15, 2005