masturfart

When a fart bubble travels from your anus forwards into your vulva. Like queefing but the origin is butt gas.

sometimes when i fart sitting down i accidentally masturfart. feels kinda good doe.

by WolverineClip February 22, 2020

Masturage

When you die during a game in a pathetic way or lose something very important and get so angry that you masturbate to calm down.

Wires: Agh! I fucking hate that boss at the end of the game.
Rev: Dude, you need chill
Wires: Screw this I'm going to masturage.

by Tommykazi September 14, 2010

Masturbação

ato de masturbar

esta noite a minha masturbação durou 5 min

by drat5 April 10, 2015

Masturbake

Verb; to smoke marijuana and then service oneself.

Thanks for that quarter Joey. I haven't been able to masturbake for almost three weeks.

by Mst2kool March 2, 2010

Masturbae

The art of fapping to your bae.

Guy 1: Damn bro did you get that good sex with da bae last night?
Guy 2: Nah she wasn't in the mood, so I just masturbaed instead.

by Raper4G July 8, 2014

Masternap

Where somebody goes and masturbates, then quickly falls asleep.

"gotta go masternap"

"*Fap Fap Fap Fap*

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...."

by Master Napper October 2, 2011

masturbaphoric

adj. 1. Of or relating to the act of masturbating, usually in the sense of extreme happiness or pleasure.

adj. 2. Extreme satisfaction brought on by a sense of self-approval.

1. These cupcakes are utterly masturbaphoric!

2. John was feeling masturbaphoric after he found out the script he had secluded himself to write over the past five years had finally gotten picked up by Comedy Central.

by spongeknob squarenuts, jr. August 16, 2014