backwards poo masty

Backwards poo masty is when you sit on the toilet backwards pooping and having a hand shandy

what did you do last night? Just went home and had a backwards poo masty

by Neilbmx23 September 28, 2017

group mastie

to masturbate in a group, usualy in a circle around a table.

"lets go to Hayden + Asias for a group mastie"

by Sandra February 26, 2004

Northwest Sad Masty

Masterbating and using the oh so present and depressing 9 month marathon of rain in the Pacific Northwest as lubrication.

Northwest Sad Masty's are all I have to look forward to these days since my parents made me move up here.

by Sir Double kicks alot August 2, 2016

mere chaadi mein masti hain

there's a party in my pants

HEY! Let me go to the bathroom! MERE CHAADI MEIN MASTI HAIN!

by desi girl January 19, 2009

moderate masty

When you are masturbating and you are close to finishing but your little brother comes into your room without asking to tell you you have to do an arbitrary task and you can't finish.

I did a moderate masty today because my little brother told me mom said to take out the trash.

by GirlsRHard2Get40 December 7, 2015

Dosti mei masti

Hindi version of Friends with benefits

SRK and Priyanka are not dating, they are in a dosti mei masti relationship

by Chunni Lal September 12, 2018

Masti

Masti is a rare and weird name.
But if you meet someone who's name is masti then let me tell you, you're really lucky.
Masti is a sweet, gorgeous, kind hearted and funny girl.
She sometimes has her 5 minutes (getting weird& laughing) and she's not truly herself until she feels comfortable with you.
But once you get to know her, you don't want her to leave anymore.
Although she's kinda clumsy, she still listens to your problems and is a good& loyal friend.

Did you see masti? I really need someone to talk to

by Lovelyescape January 3, 2017