masteroction

A word that was already in my phone's predictive text when I tried to drunkly text masturbation to someone.

"The inter-web has a new feature apparently, there's this thing call 'The Pornograph;' and it aids in masteroction"

by DemonDes March 24, 2008

Masterbooking

The action of masterbating to someone on your friends list on Facebook.

Man, I was masterbooking after I added the new girl from work.

by TheUNLiberator June 12, 2010

Masterbooking

Master bating to somes picture on facebook.

I dont do this. Masterbooking

by The One Kid September 12, 2010

Masterpoke

the act of using someone else's Facebook account to "poke" yourself.

I'm gunna go on my girlfriend's account so I can masterpoke.

by Second Best Killer September 27, 2010

MasterCock

The Big dick bastard that has a cock with a mind of its own. there are times when the mastercock gets what it wants simply because he has decided to reveal himself to the hottest girl in the room and without delay, the owner of the said mastercock is in a bathroom or nearby broom closet with his pants open and that fine girl that no one else can bang is on her knees gagging and loving it.

MasterCock is the one that decides what girl he fucks and what girl he refuses

you may think your dtf but mastercock says she ain't up to standards than an hour later it's rockhard because it has found its target

that closet hotty that you never suspected to be such a dirty little freak.

well the mastercock has spoken and now that fine bitch is chokin on my dick

by AXXLEROD October 10, 2020

masternick

MASTERnick is a god who likes to mess around with girls! He also watches over humans and kills baddies. MASTERnick has all types of different powers. You will never know what he could do next to save the world!

MASTERnick is my hero!

by Boba47 May 8, 2018

Masterlobe

Slang term in Yorkshire for masturbation.

"That fella's off 't' loo for a masterlobe."
"He loves it."

by Lol.co.uk123 April 18, 2021