masterbeaters

A group of four highly trained athletes, rumoured to be ex-special forces, that compete in extreme adventure races whilst praising the virtues of regular masterbation

"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"

" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"

by Da Running man October 29, 2011

masterbeat

The art of intensily jerking your body to the beat of a song

"Dude sean, fist pumping is my favorite way to masterbeat".
"Yesterday I was home alone so I turned up the music and started to masterbeat until I was pouring swet".

by White Tux May 30, 2013

mastercard

The 3rd greatest invention ever. Spend all your money without carrying it round! Can be used to buy nearly everything, except da 1st gr8est invention (weed). Even if u get mugged, u can stop da fuckerz frm spendin yo $$$$'s.

Daughter: Daddy, I need $500!

Pisst of Father: Just take the card and spend as much as u want!

Daughter: yay!

by ultimate_pisshead September 9, 2005

Masterbade

To touch or rub your own sexual organs for sexual pleasure.

Oh my God don't masterbade in the kitchen.

by Mr.Dyke May 30, 2018

masterblade

Sport: short for the activity otherwise referred to as "aggressive inline skating" or "extreme skating". Incorporates grinding, launching, spinning and other tricks performed using inline skates. Involves a mastery of skating.

Ben tries to masterblade every day. He went to the skatepark this afternoon and did some masterblading by grinding rails, doing airs, flips and spins.

by drrty byl February 27, 2008

masterbeat

masturbate.

Man i got a fat nut to bust, im gonna go masterbeat.

by drizue. May 16, 2003

masterbeat

The greatest beat in the universe.
Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.

"Man, that beat was whack. I hope you dont show it to Masterbeat!"

"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."

by Jedimintrick October 25, 2006