Masterbation

The art of making your peepee bigger by stroking it

Mom I won compitition for my nice masterbation

by Bigger ligma December 4, 2019

masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009

Masterbation

1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.

"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."

"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"

"Feels Good man."

by KooKid October 23, 2009

masterbation

simple practice of solo sex.probably not one teenage male that hasn't done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just won't ever seem to converse about sex or girls.see limp dick motherfucker

i probably could not go a week without masterbation

by pothhead February 26, 2009

masterbation

a common misspelling of mastUrbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

by John July 26, 2003

masterbation

The act of stimlutating the sexual organs by hand or other means without sexual intercourse, usaully if masterbating for a prolonged amount of time will result in orgasm.

sorry no examples availible

by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003

masterbation

the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.

I'm bored, i think i'll masterbate.

by Mega Phunkatron March 21, 2003