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masterbatory scheming

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The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
by Hylindar September 2, 2014
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Masternater

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A person who looks busy while the boss is around but does little to nothing otherwise.
Here comes Masternater, looking busy again, at least till the boss leaves.
by Jimnycrackcorn April 15, 2019
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masterbaiter

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Someone who is exceptional at baiting a fishing pole for optimum fishing pleasure. This person knows which bait to use, for the right type of fish in the area and in general is simply a master of the art of choosing the right bait.
Novice baiter; ''hey there, what type of bait should i use in this lake if i'm after bass?''

''masterbaiter- you should definately use crickets caught in the local area, bass love live bait and they're used to the local stuff''

novice baiter; ''thanks you're a real masterbaiter.''

whatever; suck my clit, you can't even spell
by Cathi Robertson August 4, 2008
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masturbaters

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one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there dick in your own house or even infront of you. A person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. A kind of person you would find in the middle of math class with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. A person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.
-pete: *wiggle wiggle grunt* "Teacher may i go to the bathroom"

-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."

-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)
by Whatever April 6, 2005
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masterbate

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The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".
Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!
by Surazal February 1, 2004
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chronic masturbater

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one who masturbates their whole life
im a chronic masturbater. i love to jack off. i can jack off and listen to my favorite music at the same time. "Wu tang clan aint nothin to mess with"
by hgfhs August 12, 2005
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masterbator

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A person who is a 3rd degree black belt in the art of masturbation. A masterbator doesn't need physical stimulation all he needs is meditation to be able to complete his task.
Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.

Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.

Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.
by DickDonalds1/4pounder December 16, 2009
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