Suck-Muscle

Ones mouth or face. Typically used vulgarly to describe ones face.

Jimmy's wife better shut her suck-muscle and make me some meatloaf.

by AyeDrinkBeer May 24, 2009

lisa macleod

Ministry of Children, Community and Social Services/Minister Responsible for Women's Issues.

Self righteous ass who always thinks she's right and a victim of society, a Progressive Conservative, a Politician who always has her nose up Doug Fords ass and runs from Autism parents.

I told my bf I was pregnant, and he bolted faster than lisa MacLeod

by Xaviersmom May 26, 2019

mascles

Luscious and sexyful muscles.

Ooh Robert, those are some sexy ass mascles. Can I give 'em a squeeze?

by King Mascles of Mascleville April 28, 2014

muscle up a batch

Masterbate

When I get home I'm going to muscle up a batch.

by Premiums December 24, 2016

muscle orgasm

When you work out so Intense that after you're done you lay down on the floor and this immense feeling of relief goes through the muscles which you trained. This feeling is very similar to the one you get after masturbation. Muscle Orgasm is the very reason why some people love working out.

The downside is that it will feel like Satan is Riding your back and repeatedly stabbing you while you walk through the Gates of Hell

One way of getting Muscle Orgasm is:
1 - set a timer for 3 minutes on your phone
2 - stay in a squatting position. Try not to move
3 - ONLY lay down after the timer hits 0 OR if your muscles can't handle it anymore.
4 - enjoy :)

by DaBEARS85 May 26, 2014

muscle bear

A, usually, large and/or hairy gay man (bear) who is also a body builder.

Bob is a total muscle bear, he has a belly but can bench 350.

by carlbear October 10, 2003

Muscle Hamster

A muscle hamster is a small person who joins the gym in order to try and bulk up, hoping it will make up for their size

Tony: Ha, have you seen ollie joined the gym

Ally: Yeah hes such a little muscle hamster

by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010