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muscle orgasm

When you work out so Intense that after you're done you lay down on the floor and this immense feeling of relief goes through the muscles which you trained. This feeling is very similar to the one you get after masturbation. Muscle Orgasm is the very reason why some people love working out.

The downside is that it will feel like Satan is Riding your back and repeatedly stabbing you while you walk through the Gates of Hell
One way of getting Muscle Orgasm is:
1 - set a timer for 3 minutes on your phone
2 - stay in a squatting position. Try not to move
3 - ONLY lay down after the timer hits 0 OR if your muscles can't handle it anymore.
4 - enjoy :)
by DaBEARS85 May 26, 2014
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