Marv Food

MarvFood is bad food created by Marv
If u eat it you will be marved!
Thats bad to feel it

"Oh no i eated Marv Food" - Said Person1

"You will be marved!" - Said Person2
Gay food for gays! Dont eat it!

by Notofer February 27, 2020

Marv Special

Specially curated by Marvonious the Third it is a drink designed to please your appetite and make you feed the ponies. With 80% alc and 20% mixer you’re bound to do a Saarah and fuck up spaghetti bolognese, or set simple pre made garlic bread on fire. Next time you’re at the bar ask for a Marv Special - you’re destined for a good night.

“Where’s Ari?” “He took a walk after his Marv Special”
“Is Marv passed out?” “Yes he made his Marv Special with a 9/11”
“Hey have you gotten with her yet?” “Nah I’m about to give her a Marv special to up my chances”

by Casillas and Puyol December 21, 2022

Messy Marv

yay area rapper...get on my hype beezy

That's whats up fool

by K-Feezy fo Sheezy May 4, 2005

RIP Marv

Means you are completely confused and show it on your face. Named after the expression used in the Smosh video If Movies Were Real

Jafro had a confused RIP Marv expression on his face after Rozzo baby boi said something confusing.

by Kane Bell July 22, 2010

Karaoke Marv

Your at a strip club in San Felipe, and somehow you convinced the manager to let you sing Karaoke. You choose Drinking Problem by Midland. While on stage you decide to show your ass a little, to your delight one of the girls walks up to the stage, your shaking you booty in her face when she goes Marv Albert on your ass, drawing blood and leaving teeth marks.

Some people consider an Karaoke Marv pleasurable, they are sick fucks.

by Jimmieeeeeeee October 3, 2020

Moving Marv

The almost attractive guy who you would have an interest in, if your standards were lower,who you only start talking to the week before you have to move out of your apartment on the third floor with no elevator. Then you never talk to him again.

Steve: I was talking to Sydney last week and I helped her move and now she won't respond
Teddy: Man you were just her Moving Marv
Steve: What...

by EStalnakerT December 3, 2016

Dirty Marv

When you slide your big toe/toes into a woman's vagina

I hooked up with a girl on the weekend and gave her a bit of dirty marv

by OGsmittyc June 12, 2020