Martha Stewart

The giver performing anal fisting

“Frank is the best Martha Stewart, he was elbow deep in my ass last night”

by Jacktheyak October 23, 2025

Martha Stewart

Epic kitchen win, driven but calm.

Martha Stewart is so far gone it almost insane, but it looks sooooo amazing and she just talks you through a video. It's so simple and elegant and efficient. Lulled into a fale sense of confidence perhaps, you, like I, may try to make Martha Stewarts gingerbread capecod dollhouse. Yes? However, she took an arctectual drafting course to make her gingerbread house and I did not. There is the difference.

To get an idea of what she's all about;

Gingerbread downtown alley (marthastewart) youtube.com

How to start your day like Martha Stewart youtube.com shorts

Martha Stewart gets ready for Halloween

Youtube.com

Choosing wedding cakes - choosing wedding cakes and desserts // Martha Stewart Weddings.

Martha Stewart vs the rest of us

Epic kitchen fails expectation vs reality (top10xx) youtube.com

Martha Stewart vs the rest of us

by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Martha Stewart Dump

A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.

As used in a sentence:

Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.

by BigBad2374 January 21, 2005

Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.

Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023

Martha Stewart's Vagina

the unpleasant odor characterized by cleaning product scents that attempt to cover up the original unpleasant smell; the air freshener or cleaning product that, instead of fixing the odor, makes it an even more repulsive smell.

Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!

by Justin R Wilson August 25, 2006

Martha Stewart that shit

When you try to stay in Jail in Monopoly to make money and win the game

I'm gonna Martha Stewart that shit!

by NidgeDFX August 13, 2015

Martha Stewart Syndrome

When a person becomes so set in their ways that they cannot tolerate a partner moving in with them.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.

-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.

-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.

by drudad April 20, 2008