An easy girl/boy who will offer to give out immediate bobble head, but most of the time its not worth the wait.
cameron: dude i just met this hot chick with a phat butt
jay: yeah dude i hit dat last night BORING ,she be a marquis
cameron: well do you think i should still hit it?
jay: yeah dude i hit dat last night BORING ,she be a marquis
cameron: well do you think i should still hit it?
by mastaA January 30, 2009
1. A guy who doesn't know who he's messing with
2. A guy(or girl! We're not sure) who thinks he's bringing sassy back when really he's just rude
3. An it who just can't commit. He quits
4. A guy who just cannot beat any levels on Candy Crush
5. Claudia that's all that needs to be said
6. A guy who just can't take the heat and won't stay out of the kitchen
7. A guy who can dish it out but just can't take it, like a baker who hates cake but always bakes it
8. A guy who thinks shaved lines through the eyebrow are cool
9. A guy who loves to see other people wearing unfashionable clothing, or even better, gym shorts and a tshirt to school
10. A guy who thinks its cool to light an alcohol fire in the house
11. Entomophobia
12. A guy who ranks YouTubers with no understanding of good channels
13. A guy with the best initials and a birthday two days away from the best birthday
14. A huge hunk of lard
15. A guy who'll suck the skin right off those "frogs"
16. Oozing fat that comes from ripped jeans holes
17. A guy who can never come up with a good exit line
18. A person who gives this entry a thumbs down
19. A person who disagrees with any of these points
20. AND FINALLY... A guy who thinks everything that flies is a fly
2. A guy(or girl! We're not sure) who thinks he's bringing sassy back when really he's just rude
3. An it who just can't commit. He quits
4. A guy who just cannot beat any levels on Candy Crush
5. Claudia that's all that needs to be said
6. A guy who just can't take the heat and won't stay out of the kitchen
7. A guy who can dish it out but just can't take it, like a baker who hates cake but always bakes it
8. A guy who thinks shaved lines through the eyebrow are cool
9. A guy who loves to see other people wearing unfashionable clothing, or even better, gym shorts and a tshirt to school
10. A guy who thinks its cool to light an alcohol fire in the house
11. Entomophobia
12. A guy who ranks YouTubers with no understanding of good channels
13. A guy with the best initials and a birthday two days away from the best birthday
14. A huge hunk of lard
15. A guy who'll suck the skin right off those "frogs"
16. Oozing fat that comes from ripped jeans holes
17. A guy who can never come up with a good exit line
18. A person who gives this entry a thumbs down
19. A person who disagrees with any of these points
20. AND FINALLY... A guy who thinks everything that flies is a fly
Guy 1: Hey look at that guy over there being super cool, awesome, handsome, and saving the day! I wonder who it is?!
Guy 2: Well it couldn't be a Marquis! OH MY GOSH ITS A MATTHEW!!!!!!!
Marquis 1: *sucks the skin off of a "frog" * I wish I were as cool as a Matthew! At least I'm lucky enough to happen to have the same initials as him! My momma's so proud that we have the same initials!
Guy 2: Dude I would totally think that was cool if you weren't a total weirdo!
Marquis 1: Remember when I asked for your opinion? ME NEITHER!
Marquis 2: Oooooooooh burn!
Marquis 3: AHHHHH GUYS THERES A GNAT FLYING AROUND! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 1: *sees bird in the sky* AHHHHH A FLY! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 2: *sees someone dressed fashionably* AHHHHH MY EYES! I'M BLINDED!
Marquises 1,2,&3: *run off and jump off a cliff*
Guy 1&2: YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!
Guy 2: Well it couldn't be a Marquis! OH MY GOSH ITS A MATTHEW!!!!!!!
Marquis 1: *sucks the skin off of a "frog" * I wish I were as cool as a Matthew! At least I'm lucky enough to happen to have the same initials as him! My momma's so proud that we have the same initials!
Guy 2: Dude I would totally think that was cool if you weren't a total weirdo!
Marquis 1: Remember when I asked for your opinion? ME NEITHER!
Marquis 2: Oooooooooh burn!
Marquis 3: AHHHHH GUYS THERES A GNAT FLYING AROUND! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 1: *sees bird in the sky* AHHHHH A FLY! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 2: *sees someone dressed fashionably* AHHHHH MY EYES! I'M BLINDED!
Marquises 1,2,&3: *run off and jump off a cliff*
Guy 1&2: YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!
by Marquisdontknowwhohemessinwith January 26, 2015
an African American kid who wears tight pants and listens to punk, hrdcore, and ska music. He goes to shows to release energy and never gets angry no matter what you do.
he is known in his circle of friends for having the biggest penis(four finger girth)and started a club for others with big penises
He also has a beautiful girlfriends whom he loves more
he is known in his circle of friends for having the biggest penis(four finger girth)and started a club for others with big penises
He also has a beautiful girlfriends whom he loves more
Kenney: Marquis, your penis is only three finger girth.
Marquis: bitch its four! just look at the pic u noob.
Taylor: Hey, me and Marquis and some other ppl are going to no way fest. You wana come with
Anthony: No thanks, i dont like punk rock
Marquis: bitch its four! just look at the pic u noob.
Taylor: Hey, me and Marquis and some other ppl are going to no way fest. You wana come with
Anthony: No thanks, i dont like punk rock
by nonameformedude June 17, 2008
by LittleZebra June 7, 2018
"Oh my gosh. That girl's myspace picture is SO weird."
"What are you talking about, Marquie. It looks fine."
"What are you talking about, Marquie. It looks fine."
by Fed-Up June 10, 2008
An American sedan, build by Mercury at Ford's St. Thomas Assembly Plant in Canada. Built on the Panther Platform, along with the Ford Crown Victoria, Lincoln Town Car and Mercury Marauder, the Grand Marquis is an upscale version of the Crown Vic.
Like the Crown Victoria and the Town Car, the Grand Marquis is also powered by a 4.6 liter SOHC V8 and built on a body-on-frame structure. All Panther Platform vehicles are front engine and rear wheel drive.
Whilst this Mercury is mostly favored by seniors in the US, is it one of the most popular daily drivers in the Middle East, since they are large, durable and affordable.
Like the Crown Victoria and the Town Car, the Grand Marquis is also powered by a 4.6 liter SOHC V8 and built on a body-on-frame structure. All Panther Platform vehicles are front engine and rear wheel drive.
Whilst this Mercury is mostly favored by seniors in the US, is it one of the most popular daily drivers in the Middle East, since they are large, durable and affordable.
Who cares if people think the Grand Marquis is a car Gramps drives around it? It's the most comfortable car I've ever driven!
by Panther M75 April 23, 2006
A dirty Marquis is when you finger a girl with a lemon while playing among us and then make her eat the lemon
by REDDITKID123 October 21, 2020