ole markus

When you meet an Ole Markus you instantly feel like you're gonna get stabbed, and for a good reason!

When he's not busy watching hentai or jacking off in the playground he's either letting down all his friends or playing league of legends.

someone presumably: "hey man, wanna party"
ole markus: "no"

by Alkys February 23, 2017

Neiman Markups

A department store where you can purchase the same items as in other stores for twice the price.

My mom bought me a pair of gay shorts for $80 at Neiman Markups. I saw the same shorts at Foley's for $40 and they were just as gay.

by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

markaz

An islamic religious group in India which was infected with Covid-19 due to their negligence of health precautions and beliefs that God and Angels will save them from the infection.

"Don't belive in Doctors, you have 70,000 angels watching over you, you will not infected with any desease" - Markaz founder

by SkyReader April 13, 2020

Markus

The cutest, most charming person alive. He is able to catch hearts of not just women but everyone. Anyone who has him his lucky to have them theirs.

"That Markus is pretty cute."
"Yeah, but he's already taken."

by Insertsomethingedgyhere July 27, 2017

Mark/Markus

A name usually reserved for a pimp or playa of some sort. Macks tons of bitches, and has the respect of everybody.

Everybody wishes that they could be Mark.

by NameDefiner March 30, 2003

Mariuz

A person who is very intelligent. Knows what he is doing. Very good at giving advice. Known for his optimistic attitude. Very cute in every way.

"Mariuz is so cute"

"Oh hey Mariuz"

by nothingbutyou June 27, 2009

Markus

A really awesome kid. Markus's are known to be very funny, kind, and can sometimes obtain superpowers. When playing basketball or hockey, they can score without even looking at the net. They are also very good in bed.

That kid's so funny, bet his name is Markus.

My god, he just pulled a Markus.

That things huge! Is your name Markus?

by TheSuperHero'sFriend July 4, 2010