Maia's Penis

A genital infection of the penis, similar to genital warts.
The penis version of Athlete's Foot.

What's that on your penis, is it a wart? OH NO YOU HAVE MAIA'S PENIS GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW

by maiaisaninfection February 23, 2011

Sweet Ass Maria Sally Muzzone

Phrase shouted in excitement

I got the dis from Rach last nite, sweet ass maria sally muzzone!!!!

by Avi February 28, 2003

mario's egg van

a mobile diesel powered pornography pirate living in the vicinity of a public school and a park, who claims to sell eggs in order to make his cash income legitimate, so he can then buy his mrs a sierra 2.0 estate as a little town car, and sell his sovereign and break his hip falling off a car port

there goes mario's egg van past a creche
safe maz, got any porno or free range

by gurzel wummidge August 23, 2007

Mario's Poop

lets a poop

If you are an italian guy who just has to go you say Mario's Poop is almighty

by poop guy 2345 June 14, 2021

Mari's

Men's pants that are longer than shorts, but shorter than pants. Capri's. Man capri's.

What is he wearing? It's like capri's for men.
Oh, those are Mari's.

by Raaaach May 17, 2007

maria selby

a fat slut that has no friends. she often fucks her sheets. she also may be a lesbian. her most shining quality is that she is hoe. she wont let guys in her pants because she probably has a dick.

guy 1: hey man look at that girl over there. guy 2: ew i know its disgusting. what a maria selby.

by darlene1245 September 10, 2010

maria-sofia

Maria-sofia is the craziest duda you'll ever find. She is always around you and helps you with everything. She is loyal and if you know a Maria-Sofia you should never give up on her because she is one in a million.

my bestfriend is such a Maria-Sofia

by luda_duda1811 November 22, 2021