Marf

A word to use when you're too tired in the morning to come up with coherent replies in conversation. Can also be written as "marfy."

Friend: How are you doing this morning?
You: Marf.
Friend: I know how that is.

by Werns January 11, 2019

Marf

1. A fusion of the words meow and arf, usually uttered by the bored.

2. A word that can be used to change the subject in an awkward and/or annoying conversation.

3. Can be used when others are making random animal sounds. (when asked what it is use definition 1, paraphrase if you'd like)

1. This is sorta self-exclamatory.

2. Wierd Guy: Hey guess what.

You:What?

Wierd Guy: *random shit*

You: MARF.

Wierd Guy: What?

You: I said MARF.

Wierd Guy: Ok then.

You: Yup.

Wierd Guy: *Walks away*

You: *smile in triumph*

3. Person #1: Meow

Person #2: Arf

You: MARF

Both #1-2: What

You: *explain what MARF is*

Both #1-2: *bow down to your glory*

by Blah- muther fuckin- Blah November 23, 2009

Marf

a sacred word used instead of the word f***/sex/bonk, ect. Generally used by ?Badgers and Bad Asses

1)Keanu Reeves is pretty MARFy, no?
2)You are a motherMARFer
3)I enjoy MARF

by Lizz August 19, 2003

marf

defined by Adrian Glenn of Birmingham, UK in 2003, the word marf is an alternative for the word ''retard''.

1) You're such a marf Facey!!!
2) Dude that is marfed up
3) You fat-headed marfenoid

by Adrian Glenn January 2, 2005

marf

douche, bitch, choch, chode, lame, etc.

Dude, you're such a marf.

by 2014_chiguy January 4, 2008

Marf

Someone who has Marfan Syndrome. Commonly used with in group of people.

I'm hanging with my Marfs.

by MarfMan August 9, 2012

Marfing

The act of sniffing a cow's hind end as it farts with the goal of obtaining a high from the chemicals released in the flatulence.

Clint was out in the cow pastures marfing all night long.

by JBMooney March 3, 2019