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bump mapping 

Bump mapping is a kind of texture. The difference between bump mapping and regular texture mapping is that the reflections and lights on a bump mapped 3D model is different from a regular texture.
Two oranges made in 3D Studio Max: Both of them has a polycount on 1000, and is geometrically identical. one of the has bump mapping, one of them has regular texture. The one without bump mapping would look fake, and smooth. The one with bump mapping would have realistic reflections.
bump mapping by Ole Tobiesen May 28, 2005

Chrocess mapping 

The art of process mapping a business activity in front of a live audience, preferably in a scrappy and incoherent fashion, and using only the crude tools provided in Microsoft Powerpoint .

A typical Chrocess map will be covered in squares that aren't quite square, linked together with arrows that look like they could have been drawn by an elephant holding a crayon in its trunk. The use of a garish and visually offensive colour palette is encouraged
Employee 1: Do you understand the new process for going on campus during COVID-normal?
Employee 2: I thought I did until I attended the Chrocess mapping session on the topic. Now I'm more confused than ever.

Dutch mapping 

Dutch mapping is a strange ball guy that has the a strange variation of the dutch flag on his body.
Not much is known about this strange creature but that he can create pocket dimensions/time traps that all take the form of the victim that Dutch is targeting's room or place of rest and which appear only after the victim wakes up from a dream. The dimenshion is only recognizable by the time at which it appears in, which is always 6:66 AM and by the fact that the outside of the victim's house is just a black void in which Dutch lurks.
Dutch is known to approach his victims only when they look outside and he's known for asking his victims if they want to play "Among us".

If the victim denies Dutch's request or is Belgian, Dutch will use his incredible speed to kill you. (Also worth mentioning is Dutch's lack of limbs)
If the victim agrees to Dutch's request he will become the sussy imposter and kill them.
The only known ways of surviving an encounter with this creature are having a flight booked for Varna the morning of the encounter, not looking outside untill time becomes 6:69 AM or running into basement children.
Upon survival the victim will wake up like from a dream at exactly 7:00 AM.
Dutch mapping: "Hey do you wanna play Among us with me?"

Random Belgian: "Bro I don't wanna play Among us, this is not funny, go away please."
*Dies like in popular video gam Among us*

Noober Mapping

He's the best. Creator of Forest in Micro's MM2 which EVERYONE knows is the BEST map and ITS everyone's FAVOURITE!
HE'S ALSO THE BEST MAPPER AND MAKES THE BEST MUSIC!
Man, I want to be just like Noober Mapping One Day.
Noober Mapping by Noober Mapping December 31, 2021

Boulder mapping 

god himself

Napkin Mapping 

The art of drawing a rudimentary map on a napkin/coaster from a bar/eatery using writing utensils of any kind.
I was at Applebee's with my girlfriend, when she needed directions. She ended up getting lost, so it probably would have been easier to napkin map it, because I am not that bad at napkin mapping.
Napkin Mapping by Dacadac August 20, 2009