jizz mopper

its the guy in the nudy booth after each guy jerks off.

the jizz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the glass. I dont know if youve noticed but cum stains if you dont clean it up right away

by voll July 11, 2003

manper

man pamper session - when a man treats himself to beauty treatment or similar

just going for my manper session before lunch with the lads

by H5RMJ December 28, 2015

Manperbole

Everyday male exaggeration; like hyperbole but less imaginative, interesting and outlandish.

Manperbole:
A woman looked at you in a bar becomes; "man, she was all over me."
"Really? Are you sure that's not manperbole?"

You caught a fish becomes the manperbolic; "man, I caught two fish."

by WatfordDave June 2, 2018

Manperiod

The time of the month in which a man bitches about everything and acts like a big pussy usually caused by a women's lack of sexual drive and bad attitude during her menstrual period.

Yo Bill is totally on his manperiod he has been pissed and acting all sick this week, it's probably because Becky got hers too.

by Jayin August 5, 2008

Manperiod

When a man experiences PMT symptoms at his time of the month.

Bob's on his manperiod.
He's been crying over the housework all morning.

by TheSophizm August 7, 2008

mapler

A person who plays MapleStory. Probably someone addicted as well.

Mapler 1: "I TOTALLY LOVE MAPLESTORY!"

Mapler 2: "IKR ITS SO RADD PLAY MOAR TONITE MEET UP IN HENESYS!!1"

Mapler 3: "YA GUNNA KS SUM N00BZ!"

by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008

mopperizer

A wave of mippies sent specifically to take down and eliminate moppie

Moppie has gone out of control... send in the mopperizer

by 00accord44 June 23, 2006