A mophead is a person who is by far the most annoying pile of poop anyone can think of. They "sprain" their ACL and are "injured" for a stupidly long amount of time. And after they get surgery on it, they pretend to be crippled for over 4 months for no reason but to get the attention that nobody gives them. They proceed to walk normally and then when there's a lot of people looking at them they start fake limping, especially in front of teachers. Also, they get butt hurt if u put cheese in their mailbox and threaten to call the cops every time someone looks at them. To add to that, they got the biggest mop on their head because they don't know how to get a hair cut. They then cut it after a year to look like them baseball kids with long hair but everyone still laughs at them.
Paul: Hey you see that kid over their with that fake limp?
John: Yeah he's such a mophead.
Paul: U right no one likes him.
John: Yeah he's such a mophead.
Paul: U right no one likes him.
by bigbadratlover200000 May 20, 2018
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Someone who loves to do dishes, or just clean your house in general.
A real go getter, can't pass up a dirty dish anywhere.
A real go getter, can't pass up a dirty dish anywhere.
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Get the manhead mug.A boy who loves marijuana! His hair is like a mop! You can shove a stick up his ass and flip him over then there you go, he’s a mop! But his hair would make the floor worse because of how greasy his hair is! He is currently in 8th grade! But will most likely fail because he’s a dip shit!
Did you see mopheadass... mopping the floor earlier? He made the floor shiny because of how greasy his hair was!
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