mancestors

ancestors who are male

"I can trace back six generations of aunts, but their husbands, my mancestors are missing...."

by will6691 November 19, 2011

Muddy Mandel

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.

Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.

by THEbigAGGIE May 22, 2017

The Mandela Effect Effect

Due to the Mandela Effect which was popularized in 2010 people discovered Nelson Mandela was actually alive and did not die in prison in the 1980s. He later did die in 2013. Because the Mandela Effect is more commonly known than the effect's namesake, many people believe he is still alive.

Nelson Mandela actually died in 2013; you are the victim of the Mandela Effect Effect.

by David Sweet November 20, 2019

Sandem fo me mandem

The Jamaican version of the famous Irish saying “sandies for me mandies”. Said when presenting a tray of sandwiches to a group of hungry men. Used mainly by gay men when courting a train; to be run on them.

A yo bredren. Gather round. Got da sandem fo me mandem.

by Swag dog millionaire February 5, 2020

Manbearpig

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

Mo mance

When two models or a director/organiser and a model from a fashion show, shoot or other, get it together. This is either in public or behind closed doors. The term Originated in Leeds after a University semi professional fashion show, filled with mo mance, spun out of control and made the local papers.

So did you hear about the Leeds R.A.G. fashion show? Mo mance central.

Man, those two models are so Mo mancing at the moment.

I haven't yet had any Mo mance in this show yet.

That director and model are having an inappropriate mo mance.

by Mark L7 March 14, 2011

The Mandela Effect

Contrary to popular belief. The Mandela Effect has nothing to do with time travel or multiple alternate universes colliding.

The Mandela Effect is the recollection of events that never occured. (eg: Shazaam featuring Sinbad. It was actually Kazaam featuring Shaq.)

The name of the phenomena is derived from the belief that mandela died in 1991 in prison.

"Remember Sinbad in Shazaam? No. It never existed. It's the Mandela Effect"

by Jon Jonns July 31, 2017