A town where everything is about the ocean, the yacht club, million dollar beachfront palaces, playing tennis, and lots and lots of money.
Mantoloking is Waspy-Preppy-By-The-Sea where the people "summer" and are gorgeous, the homes are gorgeous, the cars are gorgeous, the boats are goregeous and the beaches are gorgeous. Picture Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, The Hamptons or Cape Cod. Mantoloking is America's 15th weathliest town and has been the summer refuge for Katharine Hepburn, Richard Nixon and James Gandolfini. Poor people--fuhgetaboutit!!!
The typical attire is what you would see if Harvard was oceanfront-- polos, madars shorts, khakis, sperry topsiders, loafers, suede flipflops, oxfords,-- Polo Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Vineyard Vines, and so on.
No Saturday night in the summer is spent anywhere else than at the elitist Mantoloking Yacht Club and typical summer days are spent playing tennis, sunning at the beach, walking the poodle, cruising on sailboats, and taking swims in the ocean or your own private pool.
Waspyness, snootiness, and privilege are the names of game but life here is very relaxed, calm, slow, leisurely and elegant. Who cares about anything when you have a castle in the sand dunes.......
Mantoloking is Waspy-Preppy-By-The-Sea where the people "summer" and are gorgeous, the homes are gorgeous, the cars are gorgeous, the boats are goregeous and the beaches are gorgeous. Picture Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, The Hamptons or Cape Cod. Mantoloking is America's 15th weathliest town and has been the summer refuge for Katharine Hepburn, Richard Nixon and James Gandolfini. Poor people--fuhgetaboutit!!!
The typical attire is what you would see if Harvard was oceanfront-- polos, madars shorts, khakis, sperry topsiders, loafers, suede flipflops, oxfords,-- Polo Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Vineyard Vines, and so on.
No Saturday night in the summer is spent anywhere else than at the elitist Mantoloking Yacht Club and typical summer days are spent playing tennis, sunning at the beach, walking the poodle, cruising on sailboats, and taking swims in the ocean or your own private pool.
Waspyness, snootiness, and privilege are the names of game but life here is very relaxed, calm, slow, leisurely and elegant. Who cares about anything when you have a castle in the sand dunes.......
Muffy: Lets go sunning
Chip: No I'm playing tennis right now, then we're going out on the yacht, and then we're going to a five star restaurnt just for lunch and then....
A Typical Day In July if you live in Mantoloking
Chip: No I'm playing tennis right now, then we're going out on the yacht, and then we're going to a five star restaurnt just for lunch and then....
A Typical Day In July if you live in Mantoloking
by The Duke of Mantoloking October 3, 2007
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1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.
2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.
2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.
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Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
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A male that deeply enjoys the female and/or male attention he gets based on his look, his personality, and/or his romantic history, yet doesnt want to call it for what it is.
And usually responds with lame comebacks after being called on it.
A male that deeply enjoys the female and/or male attention he gets based on his look, his personality, and/or his romantic history, yet doesnt want to call it for what it is.
And usually responds with lame comebacks after being called on it.
Girl_ " Stop trying to hide it, you are such a mantucket!"
Guy_ "So is your face.."
Girl _"... Mantucket."
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Guy_ "So is your face.."
Girl _"... Mantucket."
manwhore
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Get the Mantula mug.verb: To bring a photo of yourself (preferrably pre-framed) to a party at someone's house, then place the photo among other photos of host's family and such on a mantle or dresser. Popularized by a column on CollegeHumor.com, though some celebrity hairdresser douche claims credit.
As Heather was cleaning her house the morning after her New Year's party, she realized her dresser had been mantlepieced by Adam.
by Adam January 1, 2005
Get the mantlepiecing mug.Thoughts or actions based purely on the intellectual bias of a man. Such thoughts are intensified by the consumption of alcohol; Mantellect occurs most regularly in the fields of navigation (road or otherwise), and physical exertion.
"Mate, how come it took you so long to get here?"
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."
"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."
"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."
by Sam Perry December 23, 2007
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