a creature who's sole purpose, it claims, is to 'help you help yourself' however frequently finds himself in situations where he is the one in dire straits. Commonly found in the headlock position of an unimpressed bouncer, his travels take him to populated student haunts across London where he takes it upon himself to get ridiculously drunk and make absurd hand gestures to the song 'mr brightside'. Usually found in trackpants and hoodie but occasionally known to gallavant around in a bright blue dressing gown this creature is harmless and should not be taken seriously at any point.
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